Colorful Words-n-Phrases poll! So - what are some more of your favorite odd words and pithy sayings? A few weeks back, there was a thread on colorful and archaic words and phrases. At point someone - cornerhouse? - suggested that I make up a word-a-day calendar thing. Which I actually might do of these days! But I do love words, so.... share some with me? PS - The phrase "landed her fanny in a pound of butter" definitely counts, as does the word "widdershins."

My neighbor shoots craps and misses and says: "I couldn't hit a fat lady in the arse with a snow shovel!" of course, I do not believe in gambling!

my mom said that caught me off guard years ago... "OOO, that food smells so good, if I was carrying a , I would have miscarried..." and she said it greek, and so randomly day when our landlord was cooking and the smell was wafting upstairs...i was dumbstruck for a minute

my dad always says "If you don't have eyes, you have feet." hmmmmm.....finger on my lip pondering this, as I have so many times by-passed streets, not seen signs, forgotten to get something obvious...and having to retrace my steps and go back again for it..

Dads are esp good for these I think Mine said things like "gotta toot your own horn, cause no is gonna toot it for ya" My Mom and Dads sides of the family are polar opposite. I credit all the funky sayings to Dads side.... Other things heard from my dad's folks while growing up .. Happier than a pig in slop If it had been a snake it would have bit ya Eatin’ high off the hog Colder than a witches teet in a brass bra

more courtesy of my dad (translated from greek) - Hungry bears don't dance - You'll eat wood (meaning, get a beating).. - I'm speaking but the horses are farting... - You are for the festivals... - What pulls you... - They told the old lady to shit, and she unassed herself... ok, ok, I'll stop..

and when I was reluctant to get off my butt to do things as a teenager, my dad would say... "You're going to do it, and you're going to sing a song when you're doing it."

..... Those who jump many poles, will eventually get up the arse.... I'm drowing in a teaspoon of water.... When you become a human, I'll become a donkey... lastly, Too many words are poor... ackkkkk.....

your dad cracks me up :p

More Pop-isms: Threats: "I'll hit you so hard, you'll spin for a week." "I'll kick your ass up around your shoulders." "Long illness, or sudden death?" "I'll smack the taste right out of your mouth". These were all merely threats, mind you... He'd never really follow through. And us would struggle red faced NOT burst-out laughing.

yes..yes...the laughter being withheld... many times, I'd have to crawl away from the dinner table, because my dad didn't like us laughing when eating and my brother would always make me laugh.. He used to threaten to take the Belt to us...and the time he did, a smack each the on the butt, we were on the floor hysteriy laughing...so much that my dad was laughing too.

The angrier he got, the funnier he'd get... And the punishment seemed to be, in hindsight, the struggle NOT to laugh... (He was a stickler on respect and manners.) A wise man, now that I think of it, because the humour seemed to immediately diffuse the situation...

Used to have a friend in Texas who used an expression like, sadder than a legged frog in a jumping contest in a letter to me. I'm sure that had I been older he would have used legged man in an asskicking contest.

My eighth grade teacher told me once... "Don't go to bed with an itchy butt, because you'll wake up with a smelly finger." I now tell that to my son just to get a laugh aout of him. I know. it's kinda odd.. But funny to him and I.

it's funny and kind of gross at the same time

My mother learned a few years ago - its a variation of, "lets see how it shakes out" used by folks in the maple syrup business. They say, "Lets see how it sugars out" instead.

One of my favorites is "you look like a cow staring at new fence." for when someone looks confused. I had a friend that would always say "tie me in pig tales and treat me like the woman I am."

kinda old school but these are my x favorite ways to send someone packin': "Don't let the screen door hit'cha where the good lord split'cha." "All I wanna see is the back'a your head gettin' smaller".

To describe a strong beverage My grandfather used to say: That coffee is stronger than stud horse piss with the foam farted off. Crude but memorable

I'd steal that if I could pull it off

Richard, a delightful gay man (Now deceased): "Well dip me in honey and throw me to the Lesbians." (*Richard winks and smiles broadly from the Fire Island in the sky*)

Awesome one! I like your friend Richard :)

Oh my Uncle... My uncle, bless his heart, is kind of like the married in version of a Mexican Forrest Gump. He was a Marine through...everything. Pulls his own teeth, eats animals that don't come from the grocery and afterwards can show you how to make a belt out of it. I attribute all of my handiness to him and all his great phrases: Colder than a Well Digger's lunch bucket. Hot enough for the Devil to run around in his underpants with his hair on fire. And everyone's favorite, The Peanut Butter song: Peanut sittin' on a railroad track, his heart was all a flutter. Around the bend came the Choo-Choo train... Toot toot Peanut Buuuu-tter! Yay!

my dad says my mom's contributions to conversations are similar to farts...she pops in with something stinky to say (ie, embarrass him)...

Recent bumper sticker should count I'm sure you've all heard "Rock out with your cock out" The other day I saw a car with a sticker that said "jam out with your clam out"

Raining like a cow pissing on a FLAT rock! Feeling like a fart in a whirl wind.

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really? - the smartwill cook before they get hungry... - You've overpulled the string.... - The wolf doesn't eat where he sleeps.. - The pear has a tail on its back.. - I ate the whole world to find you.. - I'm talking and you're shitting on me.. - The fish stinks from the head.. - "They are like ass and underwear" - ..similar to x peas in a pod?

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