My fetish (& first post) I am in my early x's now, and ever since about xth grade Spanish class, I have had a fetish that I have only been fortunate to play out in real life a few times with only a couple girls I felt comfortable enough with to let them know. In that class we were doing songs, standing, pointing to our knees and feet (rodillas y pies!). The girl in front of me was so incredibly gorgeous, and I had the biggest crush on her, and when she bent down to touch her knees I got to hear and smell her fart accidentally, and I didn't know it would even turn me on but I got the most incurable erection I've ever had in my life. She didn't think anyone heard, and I'm sure she would have been embarrassed if she knew I did. That's what turns me on about it, I would love for a sexy girl to fart for me and pretend to be shy and go 'oopsie' or blush, while I am secretly in heaven, with my face in her ass sniffing her stinky little butt. Being dominated by a girl like that also turns me on. I get off on the humiliation I feel when I'm getting farted on, and when I talk dirty about it. I blush and feel so weird when I ask a girl to fart on me, and sometimes I can't help cumming just by saying the word 'fart' in front of a girl, during sex. My ultimate fantasy would be a girl in a skirt, or ultimately a pink ballerina tutu, with some thin, white, cotton panties and a thin white tank top. She comes over and her posture is such that her back is arched at all times, with her legs close together so her ass achieves that perfect bubble shape. I would start out on my knees and kiss her ass for a while, secretly sniffing it, trying not to be noticed, but she does notice. Then she says something like 'are you sniffing my butt?!' then I would blush like crazy, hardly able to speak and force out the words 'yes.... it smells stinky' she would then consent and force me to sniff and lick her ass. Then, after a while, without even asking I would do my favorite thing to do to a girl, (x/x of the girls I've done this to had never had anyone do this and absolutely loved when I did it to them) I make fart sounds with my mouth right on their buttholes, which always makes them giggle. Then I ask if it tickles, she says yes, then I ask if it feels like a fart, she says yes, then I ask if she likes it, she says yes.

(continued) Then I grab her hips, stick my mouth right on her butthole, and force my face deep into her ass with my mouth right on her ass. I can feel her butthole on my mouth, and every little movement she makes I can feel her butthole moving in and out as she strains to keep her balance. Then I push with my mouth harder and harder, listening to her moan louder and louder the harder I push with my cheeks puffed up. I keep the pressure on her quite hard until... her butthole finally relaxes when she inhales and the air in my mouth goes into her ass. It sounds to hot and the moan she makes lets me know she liked it. From there, it becomes easier to blow in her ass, as she knows how to relax and when to make it go in. Such a sexy feeling to have that response from a girl. Nothing turns me on more than feeling a girl relax her asshole right on my face. Then I have either asked her to push the air out, before I use the taboo word 'fart'. Or I will try to tickle them so they fart on my by accident. Usually the act of farting in my face seems to get them emotionally attached to me much quicker than a 'standard sexual relationship'. Well, thanks for reading!

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I didn't think you were a troll until I read this post. ed.

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