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This will make you laugh but is t horny women San Martin rue to my heart I am here on this sight to simply find a girl that just makes my day easier. I don't want a girl to fix my life or to hold it together. I have my life under control, I just want the RIGHT girl to come into it and make it run a little better. That woman is a very specific kinda woman. I am 25 yrs. this year, so I have to stop being the care-free love can happen with anyone and start being more specific in what I want and stick to it. This is not a checklist that is a pass or fail, this is more of a guideline of where I want you to start at, then fill in the blanks. I will say that I believe myself to be a sweet guy, but keyword is guy. I have a penis, which because God has a funny sense of humor makes me say things that I don't always think through and come out with a sprinkle of jerk on it. I am entitled to a little leeway. With that being said and this list that I think is equally funny as equally sad that I took the time to write, lol. I want to mention two character flaws that I have. I laugh at everything including death and I am raging smart ass. Here is my rant about me and "my girl"? Or and looks wise, I think the sexiest woman on the plant has to be Sara Ramírez, who plays ie in Grey's Anatomy. Oh and before I start. With me its all about the kiss. You could be the sexiest woman in the world(ie Sara Ramirez), but if you can't kiss for shit. There could be nothing between us. A kiss is more intimate than sex, more meaningful than a "I love you". Kiss will tell you everything you need to know about yourself and that person. LOL a little FYI. More about me: I am a open the car door guy I am a message in on your door, saying "Hope u have a good day at work." guy I am the guy your mother would love I am the person you in the middle of the night for company at Waffle House, IHOP sucks I am the cute little kiss and cuddle guy rather than have sex some nights guy I am the crazy sex in morning noon and night guy(when we get there that is) I am the make out like we did in high school in public or at home guy I am the cartoon watching kid at heart I am watch any movie, bad good, or horrid just to say I have seen it and can make references that only maybe a handful of people get I am the inside joke, that makes you laugh until you cry I am the man, that truly cares and is passionate in his emotions I am the non-smothering guy, but who wants to see you but understands when sh*t happens I am the guy that just wants the average girl in his life, to hangout with. No pressure for sex, marriage, big long titles on a relationship, let it all just happen guy. For the life of me I can't find a girl to be that.. Asking to much? What "my girl" is You should be the girl that is affectionate in public and at home You should walk up and kiss me out of the blue You should have a goal in LIFE, and its gonna take you ten years to get there You should be able to make a good attempt on a "thats what she said" joke...and hold a intellectual discussion You should be passionate about everything you do, whether it be cooking dinner, school/work, or sex You should be a girl who can take a compliment, and not chalk it up You should be a girl who is comfortable in her skin, and have sex with the lights on( at first I didn't think i had to mention this, but for some women they have such issues in their own skin) You should be a line dancing, swing dancing, booty shaking BAD dancer who just doesn't give a shit You should sing whether u couldn't carry a tune in a bucket or your a American Idol You should value honesty and commitment, in every aspect of you day-to-day You should love live music and Three Floyd's Beer....or just don't mind a drink in general You should want a night in as much as a night out You should let me cook dinner, but you do the dishes You should get upset when I don't send you a text just saying goodnight You should dream of a Knight in Shining Armor, and be that little girl who dreams of a big wedding You should like country boys, and tell me I look cute in a cowboy hat. EVEN IF I DON'T, and you don't let me out the house wearing it You should want , but not ready to have them You should be good with , and not be against doing volunteer work with them You should Have fun no matter what we are doing, and be able to laugh at yourself...even during sex and during church lol...nice contrast right You should be you no matter what I want....but bend a little. Always hold your ground, but let me win sometimes. You should be able to MAKE YOUR OWN DECISION. I can make plans, but sometimes I want to do what you want to do. So when I ask what do you want to do, you can actually say it. PLEASE don't say, I don't care! I HATE, "I DON'T CARE"'s Okay I ranted, but I think you have a good idea of what I want and who I am. Please sweetheart, if your out there speak up. I don't need you to be happy, but I want to be happy with you. Oh and I specifiy mentioned sex and penis/vagina and shit, because I am not looking for a prude or a slut for that matter. Kiss me on the first date, but make me earn it kinda girl. Thats is kinda of more the type i am looking for. Put "GIGGLE" as the subject. Include a pic to receive one.
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