It's pudding time... I know this qualifies as kinky.... My parents had left me at home,taking another weekend vacation. Mom had made a HUGE (punch bowl sized) batch of home made banana pudding, literally putting it in the fridge right before they walked out to the car. Her last words were "LEAVE MY PUDDING ALONE!" lol Well my girlfriend was at the house an hour after they got on the road. We fully intended to do what teens do...watch a movie...pet some...kissing too. I was in hopes this weekend we might go "all the way". We watched a movie and afterward she asked "Ya'll have anything to snack on?" So I said she could help herself to anything in the kitchen. I forgot about Moms pudding.... I hear her in the kitchen and she s out "OHMYGOD this pudding is fantastic!" I nearly shit an instant brick. Moms pudding she was taking to the church dinner monday night...crap! I went into the kitchen and she had pudding all over her face laughing at me...I forgot all about the pudding and started licking it off and kissing her...clothes began to fly until we were naked...right in the middle of the kitchen. She grabbed the whole bowl...laid down on the kitchen tile...and proceeded to pour it ALL OVER HER... SCHA WIIIIIING! Before everything was said and done...we were covered in pudding...the floors were covered...nilla wafers and all clinging to us...mixed with our own cum... Even to this day I can't smell a banana and not get hard...lol

mmmm.. nice bet your ass was in big trouble... Blame the dog? hehe.

I found it was easier to tell mom the truth So when she asked what happened to the pudding. You just tell her the GF came over and it ended up being a sexual aid. At that point she won't know what to say. So you won't get punished, because she won't want to talk about it again. I still do that - my mom will and ask me where we were. The cars were home but the doors were locked. I'll just tell her, baby was taking a nap and we were having sex. Sooner or later she will learn to before showing up.

too funny. nothing like shock to shut the mom up

haha,thumbs up!

Hah! My ma doesn't get that awkward "oh dear it's a sex thing let's never bring it up again and let the subject be" thing. She will say, "So fucking what? I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THAT ALONE!" She's...not a bashful sort. Bless her heart. If I did something bad and sex was involved, I'd still get an earful. Respect! I haz it.

so you screwed jesus out of his pudding??? nice work, sinner

ROTFLMAO!

lol...I went to the grocery store lunch counter and bought a vat of it and a box of nilla wafers. After cleaning up the mess and washing the bowl...I lined the inside of the bowl with nilla wafers (just like Momma did) and ladeled the pudding inside then put it back in the fridge covered in saran wrap. Mom never found out...but I avoided the pudding at the church dinner and so did my girlfriend....hahahaha We were laughing all night as they passed that bowl up and down the table getting thier servings!

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