OK later every one Im outie...

-923,348,223 kidding. I know you're a newbie. consider yourself lucky that LL isn't around to neg-rate you and give you a speech about unnecessary top-posting.

For just a second I thought you were.... ...posting your digits! (900) HOT-DINK

HEY! not on a public forum. ptfo! cym!

But think of the business you'll get now! Hi! Welcome to Gertie Dink's Phone Sex Line! If you're a horny male, press 0. If it's all about you, press 1. If you're into ass, press 3. If you want a lasting relationship, press 8.

Is it so wrong to say hey nice chatting and now I gotta go? and ll can kiss my ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;if she has a problem. my god.

ok so im a newbie, but are there actual rules? PLease list so that I can be informed.

that sounds catty I really just hungry,

i don't like to top post, so here's my q why do girls bother to post an ad on if they're not going to answer them? and if said girls have found what they're looking for, wouldn't further emails regarding said ad deserve a reply stating such situation? or am i just too damn polite for this shit?

didn't we talk about the possibilities maybe you've met her already. maybe you're a friend of hers and she's too embarassed. maybe she's not interested and doesn't want to give out her private e-mail to reveal that.

bah. after reading the ad again, i'm pretty sure i haven't met her already, and she doesn't fit the stats of my friends (assuming she told the truth). and who wouldn't be interested in moi? i mean, come on! heh...j/k

done. just makes me want to revert to my previous decision not to reply to ads anymore.

Those are all lame, but the last is lamest. Everyone starts a disposable e-mail account when they place an ad. Well, almost everyone. This crap is a long-time bugbear of mine. OK, dudes who respond to a WsW ad don't deserve a reply (unless you really wanna, but then you're entitled to respond if you want). But if a gal put two minutes into replying, you can at least put a half a minute into saying "Got your response, thanks for your interest, but I don't think it'd work out. Bye!"

I'm not quite sure, but thank goodness... ...you posted something, I was actually going to resort to work for entertainment!

perish the thought!

I know! My heroine!

yay that almost looks like me.

But of course! I took the snapshot while you... ...were busy flexing!

hah...maybe but i was talking more about the ears and glass of red wine. ;-)

maybe whatever you said in your intro was a deal killer out the gate. why waste time?

that's exactly why i kept the intro short and sweet. heh.

er, maybe not enough detail? just be glad you didn't have to go out to dinner to find out that she's rude to strangers.

Poll: Is it rude, in your opinion, to decline to e-mail responders to your personal ad?

it was a mistake but I'm going to pretend that I wanted the poll to be secret cave in the thread.

rude people suck and yeah, maybe not enough detail, but i did suggest coffee. maybe she's from a long line of coffee bean pickers and she's anti-coffee and thought i was being insensitive. can't win.

tell us more of the boi in the beater mowing your lawn. How'd ya find her?

*sigh* i've told you a million times i found her in the snow. she was helpful. it was the luckiest day of my life. did i mention that it was on xmas x? we were both orphans in the snow. her lawn finally is long enough to cut again... are you registered yet? if you gay marry in l.a. please have a november wedding as i'm sun adversive. oh, zsa zsa is scheduled - thanks!

I'm pretty sun-averse as well so I'll keep that in mind. Perhaps during the santa anas so I can get my wedding 'do all messed up in the convertible on the way over? You found her in the snow? Like my friend who found her dog on the side of the freeway in winter. BTW, the dog is a rather butch girl as well... I see a pattern! You're so welcome re: Zsa zsa. Hope you have a great show.

i don't think there's an obligation to reply to everyone who answers an ad. besides, who wants to baldly and directly reject someone (who they don't even know!) when you can just not write them back?

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